Open
Division Pre-tournament Coverage
By
Bil Elsinger
At
this time last year, the question being asked was, "Can
anyone beat the Condors?" After a championship showing
in Sarasota last year and recent wins at both the Emerald
City Classic and Canadian Nationals, Vancouver's Furious
George is this year's team to beat. Sure, Canadian Nationals
presented a much less competitive field (Furious wins finals
by 11) than the non-US exclusive UPA Nationals, but that
doesn't keep Furious from coveting the bragging rights to
two country's bids to next year's Worlds games in Finland. Of course, Furious can only take one bid to Worlds, but how would the US feel about sending the second place team (and perhaps there's a question about whether this tournament format does a good job of accurately identifying second place--as an example there's the Death or Glory-Furious George semifinal last year).
Which US team will prevent this loss of face from occurring?
Let's take a look and see.
The
fiery Johnny Gewirtz has taken the year off from ultimate
to concentrate on raising an already leading contender for
the 2023 Callahan. Replacing his throws will be Jeff Cruickshank
with his incredible lefty forehands. Currently playing like
few others in ultimate, Mike Grant is a difficult matchup
for anyone, and Andrew Lungsdin, when healthy, is one of
the most effective players around. These three rank amongst
the best at their respective positions, and there's hardly
a drop in talent with the rest of the Furious roster. Barring
only DoG (and this a maybe), Furious has the best offense
around. Their increasing stinginess with the disc makes
any individual mistake by their opponent the possible game
loser. More or less unanimously a favorite for the finals
(and the championship), Furious, as is appropriate to their
number one seed, shouldn't have too much trouble taking
their pool. They probably won't face a real test until Friday,
but everyone will be gunning for them. Almost all teams
have at least one not-great game a tournament, so despite
(or perhaps because of) the universal respect that they
receive, they'll need to work hard just to maintain their
pole position.
The
Condors did not do poorly last fall by most people's standards,
but their recent history demanded more. If their last five
finishes at UPA Nationals are averaged and used to predict
the outcome of this year's play, they'll still be on the
field come Sunday. They have not, however, yet proven that
they can finish without Jimmy Price (lost after Worlds last
year), and Taro Ramberg's hammers will no longer break opponents'
marks (moved out of region). New to the team, but not to
the national audience are Chris McManus, formerly of Jam,
and Brian Bogle, an ex Johnny Bravo prime timer. Also not
surprising are the addition of a few young Black Tiders
(Santa Barbara more or less acting as the Condor's junior
varsity). Lines aren't called by this team, but you'll see
James Studarus playing a lot of offense, and Greg Husak
getting big time Ds with Andy Crews as a major contributor
both ways, and Brandon Steets looking good in the air. As
noted earlier, the Condors know how to win, and coming into
last year were much feared across the country. Whether this
year sees a return to form depends upon their ability to
integrate new players, although their veterans will continue
to play very solid offense, and their athletes will challenge
on defense. The Condors are expected to still be in the
mix on Saturday, and last year's quiet finish may have lowered
their profile enough to take the target off of their back
and let them surprise the field (then again, perhaps not
so likely).
The
Condor's first day will pit them against in-state rival
Jam. Each team has taken away a win from their two most
recent meetings, so this should be one of the more interesting
pool play games, especially since they are the fourth and
the fifth seeds. Remember, two years ago Jam and the Condors
were in the finals of this tournament. Either team will
be a challenge for the perhaps not so lucky team that finishes
second in pool A (assuming that all other seeds more or
less hold) as only two games will most likely be needed
for each on Friday.
Jam
is back. A year off after an experiment with a large roster
has left the Bay Area's Open entrant with a good dose of
motivation. Thanks to the cyclical wildcard system and mediocre
performances of two of the Northwest's four 2001 entrants,
the Northwest region was limited to two bids last year.
Going from being a Nationals Finalist to not really enjoying
an extended winter break is a long fall, but Jam should
not be underestimated as their recent win at Labor Day attests.
But who is Jam back with? Half of the roster has changed
since 2001 with notables Chris 'Toaster' Hayden and Seth
Blacher retiring and Alex Nord moving to more liberal shores.
Brian Morris, however, has returned from 'retirement' to
bulk up the veteran savvy of a younger than previous Condor
team and Josh Greenough has moved in after playing with
Johnny Bravo previously. All 21 of this year's roster will
be counted on, although some minor injuries may have a few
playing at less than full strength (although this probably
is the norm at this point in the fall series). Nice guy
Damien Scott continues to prove his all star status, tournament
director Idris Nolan continues to bring style to the throwing
game, Brent Shannon makes plays in the big games, fresh
faced Jeff Eastham is adding blocks and the Brothers Zalisk
finally are playing together. Jam has experienced a youth
movement of their own, as one third of the team played in
last spring's college series. We'll see how far Jam's young
legs will carry them, although most expect at least a quarterfinal
showing if not better. But if they do get into the final
two games (as they did in the two years prior to 2002),
do they have what it takes to win it all (as they haven't
yet)?
There's
been some give and take in recent tournaments amongst the
West Coast's big four (Condors, Furious, Jam, Sockeye) with
wins coming in those tournaments closest to home for all
(Jam beats Condors in finals of Labor Day at Santa Cruz,
Furious beats Sockeye in finals of the ECC - held half way
between Vancouver and Seattle). With all but Sockeye in
pools A and D, we'll have the opportunity to see multiple
encounters between these teams.
A
much ballyhooed team coming into the tournament last year,
Electric Pig suffered the curse of Tune-Up, and did not
meet seed in last year's nationals. Luckily, they did not
win this year's Tune-Up crown, ceding that unlucky break
to Ring of Fire.
Electric
Pig is also on the receiving end of a youthful infusion
of hard running talent. Captained by a relatively young
group of half a dozen, only eight players remain from their
2001 quarterfinalist squad. Among the main departures are
Sam Rosenthal (former Junior World Champion) and Ron Kubalanza,
both of whom have fled to already star studded DoG. One
of the more notable additions include Damon Taylor by way
of Cleveland. The 26 man roster is largely healthy, although
defensive wiz Thomas Glass is out with a broken hand. With
many on the roster never having played at nationals, the
Pig may not be recognizable (although their lack of height
may almost be a tradition), but they certainly are hungry.
Look for one of Pig's best athletes, Ben Cohen to be the
difference late in games with Keven Moldenhauer making the
big plays on offense, Jonathon O'Connell gaining yards,
and the disc passing through Jordan Schwartz's hands, especially
if we see another windy Florida weekend. Electric Pig plays
solid underneath defense, but if behind may have trouble,
as their height is an obstacle to scoring long. There's
lots of individual talent on this squad, and last year's
performance may have other teams underestimating them this
time around.
Who
inherited the less than lucky Tune-Up crown? Last year's
finalist Ring of Fire. Some thought that the true finals
were the semi-final game between Furious and DoG, and this
year's seedings with DoG second and Ring of Fire third seems
to confirm that opinion. While Ring did not fare well (several
losses) in the invitation only Emerald City Classic, they
lost to West Coast teams playing on their own coast. Those
West Coast teams were not present for Ring's Tune-Up win,
so it isn't clear how Ring will fare on neutral ground.
Ten
of this year's 24 players weren't playing with Ring last
year (6 rookies, 4 coming off of sabbaticals) including
Sandy Hartwiger and Kevin Kusy (post-BRU). They replace
Brian Lang, David Williams, Patrick Hard, and Rhett Nichols
among others. Leading the charge for Ring will be co-captain
Chris Hinkle, with Paul Klenk and Troy Revell marshalling
the defense, and Robbye Brooks, Ray Parrish and the hard
to miss (6'10) Mickey Madzinski most often seen on offense.
Hinkle is currently one of the best throwers playing. His
leadership has stepped up in conjunction with Ring's appearance
in the spotlight, and Ring has reacted by performing well.
Meanwhile, teams are hard pressed to match up deep with
Madzinski, and his throws have improved. With everyone backing
him, he may need to display another level of aggressiveness
if he hopes to take true advantage of his height. Ring's
recent success stems as much from their defensive intensity
as it does from any individual player's contribution. Their
athleticism makes their defense tough to face, although
whether their offense can overcome the challenge of complexity
(in the form of high winds and zone coverage) remains to
be seen. They can break the mark well, and can make runs
on anybody, but need to keep the intensity up to be successful.
This
year's pools yield an interesting rematch, as Ring of Fire
and Sockeye will face each other in Thursday's third pool
game. Last year saw these two teams splitting in blow outs
each way, although Ring won the more important second game.
Ring faces a tough challenge in keeping their top seed as
they face a hard-charging Seattle team.
Sammy
CK was absent in that semi-final rematch, but does Sockeye
really rely on one player's presence to win the big games?
Hopefully they won't need to find out, as much of team Seattle
returns. The silent but deadly Jon Remucal is missing this
year, as is veteran Kevin Monoghan (also taking the year
off to raise a future Callahan contender). John 'The Kid'
Hammond was lost for the year at ECC (foot), but Thomas
Sebby and Sammy O'Brien have defected from Sub-Zero to add
to an already deep squad. Injuries have plagued Sockeye
all summer with the strange injury award of the year going
to Mike Caldwell, but most of those issues should be ignorable
come Thursday morning of Nationals (see Holly Hodgson and
the Watermelon Incident for the strangest injury in Mixed).
Offensively, Seattle bred Sammy CK is difficult if not impossible
to stop, while Madison boy wonder Will Henry fills the underneath,
Mike Caldwell covers the field in smooth strides and Chris
Page gets off killer lefty flicks. Roger Crafts, newly married
Lou Burruss, and all around thing guy Mark Stone bring the
tough defense. Although other players like Josh Monaghan
and Barney Ahouse are amongst the veterans, the team is
relatively youthful, which of course also means that there
may occasionally be some inconsistency.
Last
year saw Sockeye rolling on the first two days with only
their game against DoG being close. This year's pools have
Sockeye possibly benefiting, as they go up against at team
that they beat in their most recent meeting. If they can
avoid injury and maintain focus, they'll have their opportunity
to prove their mettle on Saturday and perhaps Sunday games
that may be against their West Coast rivals (another plus
for them, as they may not see Furious George, the Condors,
or Jam until Saturday). We know that they can win any given
game, but can they win four in a row?
Death or Glory (DoG) played one of the best games of ultimate
last year. Unfortunately for their title hopes, it was semi-finals,
and Furious George played a one point better game. A merciless
offense (that semi-finals game may have had the least turnovers
ever and the low turnover count was not unusual for DoG)
and a glorious history combine for what are probably appropriate
high expectations. In addition, DoG may have experienced
the least roster turnover of all qualifiers, with only one
player missing from last year's roster. As with many of
the other nationals qualifiers, an influx of young college
players has helped bolster the defense (to a somewhat large
roster of 28), but first an examination of the tried and
true.
DoG's
offense is in the more than capable hands of some well known
names including Alex de Frondeville, Paul Greff, Nathan
Wicks, Jim Parinella, Fortunat Mueller, Moses Rifkin, and
Doug Moore, all of whom have been playing with DoG for at
least five years. Others will step in to rest these seven,
but they'll carry the brunt of the scoring. If Florida again
offers the strong winds of previous years (last year being
a notable exception), DoG's patient zone offense will again
take center stage. While the defense is anchored by veterans
like Bill Rodriguez, Brian Cameros, and Tom Matthews, younger
players like Josh Ziperstein, Jit Bhattacharya, and newcomer
Ron Kubalanza are dragging DoG into the 21st century.
Even
though DoG had a streak of six Nationals wins in a row,
13 on their current roster have yet to win it all, although
DoG's semifinals appearance in each of the last three year's
isn't too shabby, especially since those losses were all
to the eventual champion. If Furious George does make it
all the way back to the finals, DoG may well be there to
protect the US title. No games against the West Coast teams
this season makes this race difficult to handicap. Late-season
losses (like the loss at Tune-Up to a short handed Goat
squad) are not usually a good predictor of how DoG performs
at the big show. Many people think that DoG is once again
headed for the Finals.
Johnny
Bravo is another of the many teams that have seen significant
roster turnover. Almost one third of Bravo's players have
moved on from the only team to defeat Furious George at
last year's Nationals. Brian Bogle and Josh Greenough have
gravitated towards the Pacific, Dan Revelle is joining the
Parenthood Patrol and Jason Brask's back has become too
much of a burden. Replacing these and other notables are
some former MamaBird rock stars. Bravo welcomes Josh Ackley
and Parker Krug back into their mountain aeries, as well
as adding Tim Paymaster, Stanfordian marking master Mike
Whitaker, Wisconsonian Rob Steinmetz, and the Carleton Knight
Derek Gottlieb (who won't be making the trip to Florida
- my predecessor will be able to judge my efforts from the
comfort of his own home). Johnny Bravo will certainly not
be gasping for air as their high altitude training is complemented
by their deep roster. Steven Rouisse puts the disc almost
anywhere he wants on the field, Will Deaver takes time off
from his UPA duties to make big plays, Matty Lipscomb and
Rob Steinmetz work the defensive patrol, and Bob Krier catches
scores in his flashy white cleats. They have an excellent
defense and a good team concept that creates space for the
huck, thereby taking advantage of their height (a dozen
players 6'1 or taller).
Bravo
has lost several games in the last year by the closest of
margins so the higher seeds will have to play all out just
to maintain position. Expectations have Bravo with their
cleats still on Saturday, and with only two close losses
last year, Bravo should expect at least the same. Interestingly,
both Bravo and the number one seed in their pool, DoG, are
seeded in the same positions as last year. DoG won last
year's meeting by two. We'll see whether Bravo's updates
will bring about a different result this year.
Boss
Hogg dropped all three of their pool play games last year,
clawed their way back in with two wins to get to pre-quarters,
only to lose to a hard charging Sub Zero. Although
only recently formed (2001), the Boss has already made some
significant off-season changes (or rather, they've experienced
change as several players either left the area or are on
leave). 11 from last year's roster have departed with most
not playing this year (Oliver Humblet can be seen on DoG),
only to be replaced by several college players both recent
and current (including a few from Brown, and one each from
Yale, Harvard, MIT, Stanford, and Tufts). Hogg's defensive
line has a lot of contributors while its offense is a bit
more set. The well-rounded Kelvin Schleif leads the offense
with Dan Forseter and Neil Pallaver joining him with strong
performances so far this fall series. Their solid offense
has been working fairly well this season, and is playing
with confidence. Casey Recupero now captains the somewhat
young D squad, which can sometimes struggle with the disc
once they've created the turnover. Boss Hogg doesn't really
hit the rest of their pool at vulnerable moments, as they
face Ring of Fire first, Sockeye (after they've played the
fourth seed) second, and Chain Lightning after Chain's 1-4
game. Pool C is picked by many to be the toughest on all
four teams. As such, it's not unlikely that some games will
be as determined by the previous game's difficulty as by
relative talent.
Sub-Zero
is not the team that it was last year. Nine players, many
of whom were on the original roster, have moved on, some
to gentler climes, and others to retirement. Amongst those
gone and sorely missed: Eric Lonsdorf (Chicago/mixed), Dan
Rydel (masters), Josh Quaas (the allure of NY), Sam O'Brien
and Thomas Sebby, (both moved to Seattle and joined Sockeye)
and Phil Burkhardt and Alex Masulis (graduated from Carleton).
Dan Miller, a Winona State athletic phenom, and Reed Conrad
(moving up from Swank) are part of the brigade brought in
to man the battlements in replacement. Not helping the matter
of personnel seepage is an injury to ex-basketball player
and not un-coincidentally tall Josh Wilhelm. Dave Boardman
still leads the defense, however, Phil Bowen exhibits his
rangy athleticism, Randy Gage (a former Monkey - Macalester
not Vancouver) is cagey as always, Todd Owens runs the field,
and Tim Murray does everything that he does well. As would
be expected with the departure of several veterans, this
team is young, and young teams depend upon their defense.
Despite all of the changes, Sub-Zero has beaten DoG this
year, as well as other nationals qualifiers, although their
weekend at ECC saw several losses (with the assumption that
they weren't at full strength). Sub-Zero has been fairly
consistent the last few years, with quarterfinals appearances
being the norm. Whether they can continue this level of
play, or perhaps even surpass it may depend upon break out
performances from their youngsters.
So
far this year, Big Ass Truck (BAT) seems to have Sub-Zero's
number, with three recent wins. BAT absorbed Mark Sandberg
and Matt Goupell amongst others from another Michigan team
(Slipped Disc) and brought in some Ohio players for some
significant additions of personnel. Meanwhile, Craig Thiel
has taken the high road (retired) and Chris York the low
(moved to Sub-Zero land, and I'm just kidding about the
low thing). Returning members Matt Puhl goes further and
higher for throws from one of BAT's goto guys, Aaron Bongard
and forehand gunner Eric Geile, as Matt Wilken and Craig
Frankland do the heavy lifting as defensive stoppers. BAT
gets rolling using their defense to ignite their engine,
but driving in uncharted territory can sometimes lead to
driver error (offensive uncertainty), although their height
makes even 50% hucks not bad bets. Their young athletes
and re-painted exteriors could result in some surprises,
and as the 9th seed, they have the least far to travel to
get an upset in pool play. Picked for the middle of the
group by many, BAT certainly has the motivation to bring
down one of the higher ranked teams. If seedings hold close
to true, BAT will probably be fighting it out for a quarters
spot with teams that they can win against, especially if
they take care of the disc when the other teams can challenge
their athleticism.
In
its third year, Austin's Doublewide is seeded one spot above
BAT as the winner of the South. As that region has had only
one quarterfinals appearance in the last two years, winning
the region this year yields the 8th seed overall. That regional
win came via one of the highest point total games so far
this fall series, as Doublewide pulled out a 19-18 regional
final win over Chain Lightning. Doublewide is one of the
three qualifiers this year that didn't make the show last,
but as the inheritor of many of the Houston Houndz veterans,
the team is no stranger to four day tournaments. Some departures
for Doublewide include 'Stone' (parental duties), Matthew
Sewell (ah the sabbatical), and 'Flow' (on the move) while
David Salisbury (all 6'6 of him) comes into town for grad
school and local youth movement David Melancon runs hard
to earn his keep. Doublewide tries to balance their playing
time as they take a blue-collar approach to ultimate. Several
of their main players play well both ways, with 5'7 Max
Cook using his speed and quickness to get his throws off,
Michael Natenberg closing hard on the disc, and Don Tom
and Sean McCall doing it all. Both the veterans (via the
Houndz) and the youth (University of Texas) have experience
playing at the National level, but Doublewide's success
depends significantly on these two groups being able to
work together smoothly. The good thing about being in a
pool with Furious George is that more energy can be spent
thinking about beating the other two teams. The not so good
thing is that the other teams can do the same. Doublewide
start off with Madison's G-Unit in their first game, play
the important 2-3 game second, and can let it all hang out
on their run against Furious. Second in this pool may result
(assuming seeds hold) in a tough Friday against the Condors
and Jam, although not having to win most of the games on
Friday is better than having to.
Chain
Lightning climbed the ladder last year as they moved from
fourth seed in their pool to the quarterfinals. This year
sees no gain in seeding, and some tough work to get back
in the mix. Their loss of seed is interesting, as they return
most of their players, are getting three back from a year
off, and have added a couple solid rookies including Chris
Goodson, although he went down early in the year to hopefully
just a season's worth of injury. Most of the playing time
for Chain is split amongst the top 18 guys, with offensively
talented Tim Halt, speedy Joel Wooten, young leaper Dylan
Tunnell (currently a sophomore at UGA), Jason Simpson, the
veteran David Goode, defender Jeff Jones and all around
threat A.J. Tiarsmith making many of the big differences.
Another young athletic team, Chain shows the promise of
a big team waiting to happen, but playing well on both sides
of the disc at the same time can still be a challenge. Chain
hasn't beaten the top seeds yet, but to get very far in
this tournament doing so will be required. Their height
and ability to bring down tough catches at high counts will
help them as they attempt to take the upset trail. Many
remember their run from last year, and only this year's
difficulty in making it out of regionals gives anyone pause
in expecting the same. Still, some have Chain pegged as
a possible spoiler.
In
just its third season, New Jersey's Pike is yet another
team with major roster changes since last year. Most of
their changes (12 new players) occurred on the defensive
side, with their offensive core (Jim Regetz, thrower extraordinaire
helming) remaining. Several of their Pittsburgh crew have
tired of hitting the freeway so often, with their primary
defensive handler Dave Lionetti leaving to work on Pittsburgh's
local ultimate scene, primary receiver Stu Snodgrass joining
the Parenthood Patrol, and Rich Fisaher switching coasts.
Meanwhile, an original captain, Pete Gyori is taking a break
from open, the defensive (in a good way) Chris Weaver hits
the lawn chair, and deep defender Jason Brown has decided
that Cleveland needs some defending.
Last
year saw this team moving up a few seeds in their first
Nationals (also a first for all but two on the team). Success
breads success, as Pike had no trouble recruiting flesh
blood this year. New York lost three players to Pike, including
defensive handler Dave Hollander, defensive superstar J-Dono
and player on both sides of the ball Jude Travers-Frazier.
Also joining Pike are four young guns, still fresh faced
from recent College Nationals. Matt Dufort (Carleton), Ian
McClellen (Penn State), Bailey Russel (Princeton) and Ben
Kleaveland (Stanford) are amongst the young roustabouts
that have been added. Mike Jaeger is well respected as a
defender, but he's out with a collarbone broken near the
end of Regionals: out but not forgotten, as he'll be able
to devote full attention to his captaining duties, and especially
to the many youngsters that fill out Pike's deep (especially
defensively) roster. Pike draws its players from a wide
variety of locations, and as such a primary challenge is
cohesiveness. While Pike may not be the most athletic or
skilled (veteran) team around, they've got good discipline,
and they take care of the disc. Everyone on the team will
run all game, and will make every point difficult to score.
While the Condors and Jam (first and second in their pool)
will probably win more than they lose against this younger
team, Pike could still pull out a win in any given meeting,
and anything less than finishing near the middle of the
pack would be a disappointment.
Several
teams have experience youth movements recently, but it's
hard to believe that Madison's G-Unit could get any younger.
But younger they are, as several veterans, including Kevin
Burnett and Robert Crowley have left for greener (perhaps
more relaxing) pastures and another wave of college kids
(like Dean Bolton and Ted Tripoli) have made inroads on
the team. Perhaps the youngest team to appear at nationals
this year, it makes sense that the G-Unit would split offensive
and defensive duties. Tyler Spindler comes off of a great
college season to lead Madison's offense as Matt Bruss helms
the defensive squad. Hector Valdivia goes both ways as Madison's
quick first step shows the extra surge that youth provides.
While lack of experience can translate into some uncertainty
on the field, who needs certainty when you have some of
the other better qualities that youth entails including
fearlessness and optimism. A few turns on offense are probably
expected but Madison's defense will keep on running, as
they attempt to move up to the top bracket come Saturday.
Their best finish so far was 9th, but at least they've been
in the mix come the end of the last several seasons.
Vicious
Cycle has appeared at Nationals both years since their name
change (formerly Florida). Last year saw them hold seed
against their pool the first day but lose on the second
day against Chain Lightning (on its run at Quarters). They
won two games, one against Madison and the second against
New York to finish 12th. They won their region last year,
but this time around Doublewide came up with the regional
title, and Vicious ends up in a tough pool with the Condors,
Jam, and Pike. Luckily, Nationals is again held in their
backyard (they're from Gainesville, Florida), so they're
more acclimated to the weather than most other teams. The
alliterative Dan Depaul and Palmer Porter lead the way,
with Depaul playing both offense and defense and Porter
developing into one of the better players in the South.
Tim Garret has also seemingly come out of nowhere to become
one of their bigger threats. They aren't blessed with an
easy pool (the Condors, Jam, Pike), but their Friday crossover
games are within reach.
As
noted above, Furious is thought by most to be the most secure
in their pool. This, of course, is appropriate to the number
1 seed in the tournament. The Condors-Jam game is thought
to be something of a toss-up, as is Ring of Fire-Sockeye.
Johnny Bravo gave DoG a good game last year, and a year
of improvement by both teams makes for a great rematch.
All contexts being equal, there probably is a bit of a difference
between the top seven seeds and the rest, but many in that
second group could pull off an upset in individual games,
especially if the higher seeded team is winded from a tough
earlier bout. Of course, in the post New York - DoG title
run world, anything can happen, and surely will.
TRIVIA:
You
want to know how many rostered players there are Open don't
you. Yes, yes you do. Ok, there are 378. Team with the most
names on the roster? A tie between Vicious and Death or
Glory at 28. Johnny Bravo, the Condors, and Big Ass Truck
tie for least rostered players with 20 each.
Not
including G-Unit, Sockeye, Sub-Zero and Vicious (who didn't
list heights on their rosters), you'd like to know who averages
the tallest (as reported, at least)? It's Chain Lightning
with an average of 6 feet, 1/2 inch, although both Furious
George and Johnny Bravo claim a dozen at 6'1 or taller.
The shortest? You guessed it. Electric Pig at an average
of 5 feet 10 and 1/5 inch, and only three 6'1 or taller.
Team that you 5'8 or shorter folks out there would be least
likely to make? Johnny Bravo again with one at that height.
Electric Pig would be the most welcoming, with six 5'8 or
shorter, and four 5'6 or shorter. Also, there must be more
gravity on the Atlantic Coast, as the Mid-Atlantic averages
a full inch shorter than the Northwest.
All ideas expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the UPA
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